Thanks to our friends at MicroFocus for this:
So what skills would THE COBOLATOR have:
- Hunt down executives and force them write copy module code?
- Bill, by force, monthly fees for a platform he no longer intend to support or develop?
- Talk you into moving your legacy mess on UNIX or Windows and make you believe it is modernization?
- Duck every time you ask for a change to the system?
- Convince you lower case is an invention by the devil, and UNICODE its evil twin?
- Battle THE GOVERNATOR and stop him from paying his employees?
